Argh! The light! It burns and scalds my evil eyes!
Too many things walk the Light for me to be comfortable. Things like dentists ... and municipal officers. It shocked me that neither of these creatures shrivelled and squealed in pain when faced with my awesome powers of darkness. But the light makes them strong. Strong enough to poke the teeth of my smallest minion and barter for little metal tags to hang on the collars of my HellHounds.
Must escape the Light ...