Mortal Types That Irk The Snot Out of Me:

1. Mortals who say they will leave forever, and believe "forever" is 48 hours long.
2. Mortals who take advantage of other mortals' weak natures and soft hearts.
3. Mortals who think to control ME, the Demon of Darkness and all that is Evil.
4. Thought Police.

My oldest minion is out investigating strange mortal customs. I believe they call it a "school dance". I'm told there is lots of strange chanting, and much stomping of feet involved. I hope she gathers enough information that I, too, shall be able to infiltrate these odd customs. I like to stomp my cloven hooves and wail.