Sunday, February 15

I'm still battling the vile apparel pile, but reinforcements have arrived. The Dark Lord who spawned this Demon has come in response to my call for help. The Incubus is also returned. They are currently cataloguing weapons of minour destruction and tools of the demonic trade. These tools and weapons have succeeded in reducing the available space the vile apparel pile (VAP) has to occupy. I am unsure how this will help in the long run, but they assure me that "all will be well, just keep the laundry going". I guess they are engaged in weakening the VAP's hold on my porch, by bringing in mass amounts of other stuff to take up space.

In between letting the imps in the white box thrash laundry from the VAP, I am engaged in creating sustenance for the Incubus and the Dark Lord. They consume great amounts of dark liquid made from beans found in the mortal realm. Soon it will be time to hunt for sustenance for my minions as well.

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