I am leaving my incubus.
For the weekend. No matter, he'll be gone into the mortal realm the whole time anyway.
I get the minions, he gets the Hell Hounds. Does this strike anyone but me as unfair?
Thursday, February 5
The minions are off into the cold, experiencing a new mortal pastime of sitting on flat objects and barrelling down a snowy hill at warp speed. I expect a full report when they return. They have incorporated a new little human into their games. She appears to hold up well despite the rigourous work of scaling the hill towing the afore-mentioned flat object.