Behold my evilness! Bask in the Darkness that is my presence. All shall obey me ... or get sent to bed early.
Thursday, February 5
The minions are off into the cold, experiencing a new mortal pastime of sitting on flat objects and barrelling down a snowy hill at warp speed. I expect a full report when they return. They have incorporated a new little human into their games. She appears to hold up well despite the rigourous work of scaling the hill towing the afore-mentioned flat object.